Not Humanly Possible

Be kind to me
Or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it,
I'm an extraordinary machine.
-- Fiona Apple, "Extraordinary Machine"
Love is patient; love is kind; love is not envious or boastful or arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice in wrongdoing, but rejoices in the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
Love never ends.

-- 1 Corinthians 13.4-8a